Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue September 21, 2016

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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.

"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north

by countrypiles August 5, 2016

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country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.

That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times

by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018

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real country boys

Boy that wears his boots on a daily basis An didn’t just wake up one day an started wearing them because of his friends. Knows how to hunt fish an get a little mud on his boots. Got an nice little booty in his jeans an dips cause he looks good doing it.
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Carlee: man he’s one real country boy with that dip in his lip an that nice booty too;)
Hannah: girl i know he’s a hottie! He’s one of those real country boys.

by Page-mom February 1, 2018

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Glock Country

Another definition for Austria. Can be heared in the US. Makes it easier for most people to recognize and differentiate it from Down Under

A:So you are from...Austria?
B: Yeah you know the country that invented the Glock
A: OMG you Guys are from Glock country?! I gotta introduce you to ny Wife!

by K4mpfie February 8, 2018

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country cunt

Country cunt- Spits dip plays baseball is white as sperm, and fucks Their cousin and hates all the other races....typically drives trucks and thinks their better than everyone eles

I hate those country cunts

by Thebuttercup220 May 6, 2018

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