an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend
boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend
by shinew January 8, 2012
Get the idiot boyfriend mug.A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.
I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.
by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019
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by DeeAyAitch January 5, 2021
Get the minecraft boyfriend mug.Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online
Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
by Bunny83 August 21, 2021
Get the Offline boyfriend mug.Roommate - "Were you flipping flags with your boyfriend again last night?"
Me - "Obviously, you know how I get at football games..."
Me - "Obviously, you know how I get at football games..."
by seductive panda September 5, 2017
Get the Flipping flags with your boyfriend mug.Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.
Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.
by CHorta13 September 16, 2017
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It is what Dan Howell is to Phil Lester (even though Phil isn't familiar with the term.)
It is what Dan Howell is to Phil Lester (even though Phil isn't familiar with the term.)
"What's a high-key boyfriend?" "If you want a high-key boyfriend, you need to get them to commit to you."
by Hannibalester October 21, 2018
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