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Wells it

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
by VS617 May 14, 2015
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Tiktok well

A Tiktok well is a deep hole in social media

that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.

"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."

"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
by The punny rascal July 20, 2022
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Welles

gay soccer player who is a virgin and likes furry porn
I want Welles in my ass
stop eating
by Dilflover January 28, 2020
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Well Well Well

Well Well Well is an internet phrase when a stereotype (A black person eating chicken) is present followed by this emoji👴making a offensive yet funny joke
by Drakie poo March 15, 2024
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Well shit.

"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023
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Believe well

Believe well, friend, it was nice seeing you...
by Zed Numar July 14, 2021
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