lick-a lot-a-puss

a lesbian: usually a lesbian dinosaur

them two bitches over there are a lick-a lot-a-puss

by yo greasy-greasy grandma March 7, 2005

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lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005

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Shit Licking McAssfuck

Meaning that you lick shit and that you fuck ass.

Hey Dude, you are a shit licking Mcassfuck. you blow on cock.

by Shit Fucking McAss Shit May 16, 2010

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self-licking wound

a product or process geared to or causing a cycle of self-reinforcing entropy or addiction

Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.

by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008

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blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco September 1, 2016

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verb.
a male (preferably a stranger), has sex with a pregnant, typically 8-9 months woman.
while the cum is still inside the pussy and all over the baby, the woman gives birth to it and licks the baby with her tongue to clean off the cum covering the baby.

"I've heard that that woman who gave birth to Liam licked the baby clean."
"ewwww what the fuck."

I'm sorry to whoever read this.

by i'mprobablynsfw December 7, 2019

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