This is why we don’t make it to the NFL

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.

Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”

by Jeremistro July 15, 2019

Why

Good question!

Hym "Why? That was my question to you! I mean, I've probably already answered my own question. I... Am a very good guesser.... But I'm usually also very specific... And it's probably something more vague... I mean, the public justification is something along the lines of 'Blowing smoke up your own ass about principles to which you don't ever expect to adhere. Something about what you can't allow or what our country is.' But beyond that it's just you being an egotist. You KNOW that I am better than you and it's such a waste too because if you were like me you could just help all of the poor people and you would be totally selfless in doing it and you wouldn't need any of the things I'm demanding. You want to condemn me to an anti-fate. You don't give a flying fuck if I stab the kid. You know you could stop it. Because anything other than me getting what I want is good enough for you. And you don't care what has to happen or who has to pay the price. So your right. It is limitations. Not mine. But yours. It's YOU limiting ME... But only because I DON'T HAVE TO LIMIT YOU! There's nothing to limit! Joe Rogan could bash his head on your ceiling without standing all the way up! That's the twilight zone take. That's the 'why' that's going on here."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Why does it Hurt

that is exactly what she said last night

i was screwing ur nan and she said why does it hurt

by crazydog_ March 24, 2024

She Why At Sign

1. A tribute to the First Memer, supposedly a lady living circa 1902, who remains anonymous but came to fame writing completely unintelligible phrases (which would eventually become 'memes'), signing them 'She Why At Sign.' As every meme was signed thusly, today the signature of the First Memer is repeated at the end of conversations by fellow memers in her honor.

2. The phonetic pronunciation of 'cy@', which is an alternate spelling of 'cya,' which is the common abbreviation for 'see ya,' which is slang for 'see you.' Similar to 'hee hee ecks dee' and 'kay why dollar sign.'

Definition 1
Person 1: I think I need to go now. Dinner time.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: Kay Why Dollar Sign
Person 2: Hee Hee Ecks Dee
Person 1: SHEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYY AT SIIIIIIIIIGGGGNN

Definition 2
Person 1: All right, I think I need to get to bed it's getting late.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: ?
Person 2: ^-^

by Chifleaf May 30, 2017

Why Don’t We

my life

why don’t we is a cool man band

by Emojiseavey December 13, 2019

Why is there a gaint health bar in the sky

what people are searching to confuse people when they wake up on new years day

Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.

by MogliMC December 31, 2020

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.

Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

by QuacksO January 27, 2021