by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017
Get the unicorn sanchezmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Unicorn《¤》Skin《¤》uniCorn《¤》SkUin《¤》unicorN《¤》skiN《¤》mug. When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
Get the Unicorn Ridemug. All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
Get the Unicorn asbestosmug. This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)
by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021
Get the unicorn poopmug. by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014
Get the unicorn tonguemug. Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014
Get the sam the unicornmug.