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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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Tool

A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.
Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.
by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023
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Tool

Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).
by Alppl July 20, 2014
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pie tool

equates to dildo
by arfan September 28, 2008
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Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
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tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly
Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man
by pie r squared October 17, 2019
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Tool.

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.
Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.
by WordBoss3 February 23, 2024
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