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GOONING

Essentially is the verb of “goon”

This means to run, So gooning basically means “running
Person 1: where are you going???

Person 2: IM GOONING TO JESSICA !!
by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025
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van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
You’re such a Van de gooner!”
by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024
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Dagestani flicker goon

A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone
Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.
by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025
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Goon

Goon means Ezra Feilbogen
by Ball1234 September 30, 2020
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gooning

I've spent my time gooning at laravel for my project since last month, so many errors for god's sake
by palpalepale October 25, 2025
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Indian flicker gooning

Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.
im starting my no-shower year, i want to try indian flicker gooning
by Creamiest leader December 21, 2024
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goon stick

A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.
by CloggedTheToilet August 1, 2024
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