goon

david loves to do this

Hello, I'm David Samuels, I love to goon every morning when i upskirt girls

by gnev29 March 14, 2025

Goons

A man that's loyal to his men's and his gang he will always have your back when you need him I will never talk shit about you

And will never lie to and will always stay right next to you

/:goons

:yoo look at my goon Right here

:this the goon right here

by Ckulglad r.je January 7, 2020

Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.

"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"

by Mrgoon February 1, 2020

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning

Alex just goon spreaded!!

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'

Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

goon juice

cum

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023