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Take Aim

A wonderfully British band, very punk, very rock. Winners of the Battle of the Bands 2004, lovers of Blink 182 (but don't hold it against them) and generally all-round good Christians!
"I saw Take Aim tonight. They were good. I think. I wasn't really listening."
by Stephen Thomas November 12, 2004
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take a dig

to take an extremely large shit after a large meal, sleeping, ect.
Holy shit! I gotta take a dig before I shit my pants!
by the men were pigs September 14, 2003
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Take a Picture

1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.

2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'

This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!
We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.
by Jack Dreesen May 26, 2004
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take a William

when you gotta take a dump jsut say--i gotta take a William SHATTer--emphasis on the SHATT. You canalos use the abbreviated version "take a William" -- only works with audiences familiar with the saying.
I got visit my old friend Mr. William Shattner.

Damn, I think I feel a turtle head, I gotta go take a William
by Kraticus--Roman Warrior February 12, 2005
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cant take it

Some who can’t take anything serious, and continuously laughs at there own jokes or the same jokes all the time. This person is most likely making a joke out of every life situation and feeds off the same jokes just to make them selfs laugh.
Dang y’all still talking about that, y’all cant take it.
by Cant take it May 15, 2018
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taking a sheet

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.
Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.
by EZ Ice October 2, 2011
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Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit
Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.
by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015
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