Tool

A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.

Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.

by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023

Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.

“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”

by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023

Cock n Lock Tool for sexiness

A tool used for pure sexiness

Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021

tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)

That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.

by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015

Tool

That guy who flies by you doing 90mph in a 50 in a lifted truck with a tapout sticker covering the entire back window.

“This truck is riding my ass!”
(Truck passes)
“Tapout sticker??? What a fucking tool”

by Faux Show June 26, 2018

Tool

a Person who is not brainwashed by the media and believes in Facts over feelings

you sound like a tool saying "china virus"

by unit623 January 28, 2021

Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.

‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’

by PAtredes November 7, 2023