stutter texting

when you dont know how to respond to someone, and you type sensless letters in no specific order.

Bob: I screwed your sister last night...
George: Uh... cjesg cmgrfushv,hbugui <-----(this is stutter texting, my friend)

by jhgfhdtjdgfk January 16, 2011

Fuck-Text

To Text an old Flame, While you are fucking someone else.

Or Texting a current girlfriend, While fucking another girl.

You can be the recipient of a fuck text.
Or

Get fuck-texted on.

I was banging Tracey last night and I deceided to Fuck-Text Dawn.

by Immature922 May 15, 2009

Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014

over texted

The act of being exhausted from sending and receiving too many text messages and/or e-mails on your phone or blackberry

I am way over texted from people messaging me about a million things.

Similar to over sexed

by yellebelle April 9, 2009

Text Chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.

Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach on homosexuality.

by Tain London December 29, 2008

group text

a clever and coy way to start a party or see what's going on by texting a large number of people the same message at once; can result in interesting responses if two or more of the recipients are together and the originator is not aware

Matt: What are Tom, Dick and Harry doing tonight?
Bob: Dunno. Let's group text them.

by A Ann December 15, 2007

geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

by J Farrar April 25, 2015