Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

keep the barrel side out

To play down an argument in your in-group in favour of focusing on dealing with an out-group

“Let’s keep the barrel side out , fight the enemy; not each other.”

by IUseThe725 November 13, 2020

keeping you big as hell

it's literally what it means. this word is usually used to keep others from giving opinions / stop them from yapping.

such examples are:

consuming burgers daily keeping you big as hell
sex without condoms are keeping you big as hell dude

by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024

keep it up

to be continued

are you still in your work>>?

yeah i keep it up

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Hate-keeping

To have a bitch fest with someone about another person.

Riley and Jarrod were hate-keeping from Brianna.

by GateGirlGas September 14, 2022

Keep it G Real

To Keep it G Real, of Keep it Gangsta Real, is to be completely honest and true to oneself and others. Similar to the term keeping it real but the distinction between these phrases is that Keeping it G Real means that said individual uses things such as their neighborhood, of hood, groups and other people with credibility they may be associated with to validate their statements. Popularized by the late Vincent Brown, A.K.A. G Real, in the viral video where he tells his op, “today I got time.”

I’m going to Keep it G Real, you disrespected me, you disrespected my hood. I’ll show you how gangsta I am.

by RollinUpVonPack October 8, 2022

Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023