Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016

One-ear club

When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.

Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.

by Alex Tyde March 06, 2020

(Fake Diamond earring)

just Two Fricking Question marks with diamonds.
What else is there???

I had the (Fake Diamond earring) lost at sea.

by GabeGamingYT November 05, 2017

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 21, 2020

Ear sex sounds

Supernatural S.A. Town

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time

by THEStupidPodcaster July 03, 2021

bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually

Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls

by DDRJ12 December 04, 2017

Ringtone ear rape

When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear

I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.

by Gamerdude652 June 06, 2014