National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

Saus grab

A little known martial arts move to use on enemies. The move requires standing behind an opponent, grabbing their nuts and yanking upwards. This renders them incapacitated until they realise they can fight back and hit you.

Did you see my saus grab on Jimmy?
Yeh, he's still in the wheelchair.

by lemonlime-etc October 30, 2011

Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.

I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

Grab ass day

Grab ass day is every friday for April and May

It's friday lemme grab that ass
you have the rights, it's grab ass day

by manigel April 11, 2019

national grab dick day

it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!

Hey watch out, today is national grab dick day!

by tctuesdays April 11, 2019

grab pussy day

it´s time to grab the middle hole!!!
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 april!!!

you go to a girl and say: Do you know what day it is?? it´s grab pussy day!!!

by Thomas hauger horejordet April 12, 2019

playing grab ass

flirting, along with some minor touching and affection

Mike and Jasmine are out back playing grab ass

by Sicilian Cowboy July 2, 2023