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Career Girlfriend 

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day....Hey, do you have a big apartment?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
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Ex girlfriend 

Some junky girl that doesn’t exist anymore.
Ky is a ex girlfriend that dosent exists nomore LOL.
Ex girlfriend by Asb February 17, 2018

off-again girlfriend 

A girl(or boy just change the word) who once dated someone but broke up with them. This same someone still longs for the girl (or boy) but they constantly refuse making them an "off-again girlfriend"
Even four months after I brok up with Rob he still asks me out, but do I accept? Of course not. I'm his off-again girlfriend and don't want to change that.
off-again girlfriend by floackle August 25, 2008

x-girlfriend 

1.Is a girl that gives you some even if you don't have that boyfriend/girlfriend label.
2.Still answers your booty calls with no questions asked and an easy YES.
1. "Bro,my x-girfriend went down on me right now." Joe says." Didn't you guys break up?"His friend says.
2. _____ I'm horny, can you come over? Yes. Ok great see you in a few. I still can get it from my x-girlfriend.

Inner Girlfriend 

The sassy, street-dancing african-american girl lurking deep inside every suburbanite mom.
Where's Ashley? She went to a hip-hop dance class to find her inner girlfriend.
Inner Girlfriend by Tracy Clover February 17, 2004

Quasi-girlfriend

A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyfriend / husband returns.
Meghan was his quasi-girlfriend; She was only seeing him seriously until her boyfriend returned from Germany.
Quasi-girlfriend by Giirri April 17, 2008

My girlfriend Sally 

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."

submittor: "argh! rejection!"
My girlfriend Sally by tehflip March 19, 2008