Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
Get the Girlfriend taxmug. The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023
Get the Incubator Taxmug. The “Tax” referencing the amount a single fan pays to an OnlyFans model. Fanum being the singular of Fans similar to Medium being the singular of Media.
by Youmou January 7, 2024
Get the Fanum Taxmug. by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025
Get the Taxesmug. the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025
Get the wind taxmug. When your best friend named Jayvee Fanum Tax you at Mcdonalds, and don't pay you back. UNTILL, his friend pays his debts off.
The Jayvee Fanum Tax
Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"
Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"
by Reizirth December 10, 2024
Get the Jayvee Fanum Taxmug. 