Depression

Depression is what all middle schoolers think they have. Oh my gosh Emily, you got an F in science? You probably have depression. And when your unlucky enough to actually have it, nobody gives a damn. They only care about Mia’s relationship and how much manicures cost.

Emily’s: oh your mom died? Well I have “depression”. Get over it sis

by Fried pasta on a Sunday night November 2, 2019

Depression

A fancy way of feeling bummed out, and something that every cringey gacha kid uses for their character's backstory.

Most Gachas think depression is a quirk or a trait, 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵.

Cringey Gacha Kid: "LoOk I hAs ReD bRaCeLeTs I hAs DePrEsUn 😔😔😔"
Me: omg STFU (Depression)

by Just Some Random User I Guess September 23, 2020

chill depression

A depression where you can still have if times but they fade away quickly

"She doesn't smile often what's wrong with her?"

"Oh yea she's been in a chill depression for about a year now"

by Kiyah14 August 1, 2017

kpop depression

When you love the boys so much that you cry day and night, it also ruins your mental health and you get into kpop depression

Eg: I love baekhyun so much, he is the cutest fluff baby I have ever seen. I cry day and night I think I have kpop depression

Eg: San is so beautiful he gives me kpop depression I am crying I love him so much

by Exoduex January 9, 2020

Stozier depression

Stozier depression: caused by the love between Richie Tozier and Stanley Uris that will never be real. Also is caused because you realize that Stozier will never be real because Stanley is dead and you know you can't do anything about it.

I just finished IT2 again and now I'm with an horrible stozier depression.

by wlfhrdluv January 4, 2021

hall of depression

When someone gets depressed and won't talk to anybody else

Mike: Hey man how was the concert last night
Joe: ... ~ no answer~ ...
John: don't talk to him hes in hall of depression

by L&SChina September 29, 2009

post-poon depression

When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.

Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.

by Brandon Cherry March 10, 2016