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Ear sex sounds

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time
by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021
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Turn on your ears

To listen or hear with intention.
"Hey! Turn on your ears and pay attention!"
by Zehn_Master January 27, 2010
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Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.
Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear
by handlesog December 20, 2020
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pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.
I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.
by Scans old lady May 12, 2018
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Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.
by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016
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One-ear club

When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.
Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.
by Alex Tyde March 5, 2020
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Indiana Ear Mite

Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.
Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.
by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2023
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