Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me in shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

Self Control

Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
In the night, no control
Through the wall something's breaking
Wearing white as you're walkin'
Down the street of my soul
You take my self, you take my self control
You got me livin' only for the night
Before the morning comes, the story's told
You take my self, you take my self control
Another night, another day goes by
I never stop myself to wonder why
You help me to forget to play my role
You take my self, you take my self control
I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow
So I guess I'll just believe it
That tomorrow never comes
A safe night (you take my self, you take my self control)
I'm living in the forest of my dream (you take my self, you take my self control)
I know the night is not as it would seem (you take my self, you take my self control)
I must believe in something
So I'll make myself believe it (you take my self, you take my self control)
This night will never go
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh...

Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow
So I guess I'll just believe it
Tomorrow never knows
A safe night (you take my self, you take my self control)
I'm living in the forest of my dream (you take myself, you take my self control)
I know the night is not as it would seem (you take m yself, you take my self control)
I must believe in something
So I'll make myself believe it (you take my self, you take my self control)
This night will never go
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh...
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)
You take my self, you take my self control (oh-oh-oh)

by Death Menace April 12, 2023

Self control

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.

Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2023

take control beauty

a lovely sweet grandma giving out advice on her youtube channel to ladies her age about how to take care of their skin. she does more than that though. she makes wig review videos, her struggles and reasons to stay positive. she is a inspiring beautiful women who is always welcoming and loving to her pose!

have you seen take control beauty’s youtube channel?

i know it’s awesome! i’ve been using her skincare advice and look how smooth my skin in!

by KitchenGod13 May 22, 2023

Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.

"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"

by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023

Gun Control

Like most things rednecks hate, it's logical

Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police

1: (American) We don't need no gun control, it's unconstitutional
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)

by That random brit July 5, 2023