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Butter Hawk

- A fine lady or lass with the brass glutes of a Greek Goddess.

- Cheeks.
"Damn gurrl, you is a butter hawk!"

"That girl's cheeks are like those of a butter hawk."
by ColonelBrust69 August 12, 2009
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Rumple Butter

Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.
You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm
by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009
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Neck Butter

The foamy build up beneath the foreskin of a nasty penis, usually during intercourse or masturbation. Really gross if left to ferment too long.
She thought twice about giving him head when she saw and caught a whiff of his neck butter.
by Davefpsycho January 5, 2011
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butter my ass

N.; a usu. negative or pejorative action. Used in several contexts, and in speech is usually used in verbial form, "Don't butter my ass!", "Quit buttering my ass!", "I'm not buttering your ass!", "He's buttering her ass.", and so forth.

The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:

1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention

2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies

3) fucking with or screwing with
1) "I love you so much, babe; you're the most beautiful woman in the world." "We've been dating for two days; don't butter my ass." ; 2) "Did you know that the term "roofie" comes from the Iroquois word meaning "to sleep"?" "I'm a linguist and that is such bullshit, so don't butter my ass." ; 3) "I'm obviously better at bocce than you, you fucking idiot!" "Alright Andrew, it's a friendly game; there's no need to butter my ass."
by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
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Butter Knife

A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.
When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017
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Butter muncher

The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.

Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”
“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”

Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”
by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023
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to the butter

used as a phrase of emphasis on an action word (similar to "to the max" or "to the extreme")

origin: Acapulco, Mexico (at a resort's dinner buffet, the employees did not have a grasp of the English language and on the index card for a tray of French Fries, they wrote "Potatoes to the Butter"). Began as an inside joke, later caught on as phrase of emphasis.
"Tonight, I'm gonna get crunk to the butter"

"I'm gonna bang that chick to the butter."
by BPAL July 11, 2005
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