Talkin Soft

Talking Soft is a phrase that people from the South of England (SOUTHERNERS) think people from the North of England (NORTHERNERS) say.

It is used when someone says something the speaker of the phrase believes is daft/stupid.

'Sun in Yorkshire? You're talkin soft lad. You better get back't mine

by 2 ScaredAndConfused October 12, 2020

A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.

See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.

by Alien top hat October 12, 2020

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.

P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.

by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017

angel soft

Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass

Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.

by Mr. Dic-tionary April 26, 2017

soft bull

A soft ass nigga who never does anything hard. Polar opposite of a Hard Bull.

Yo, is Dan coming to the bar with us? Na, you know that nigga Dan. Hes a soft bull.

by Gizmo bitch April 28, 2017

Soft stan

The polar opposite of a hard stan.

Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.

Aka: Cris<3

Cris is such a soft stan of all her babies (just sometimes she is hard stan)

by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017