im a dickhead

when do something stupid people will call a dickhead

im a dickhead

by what do u want January 6, 2024

Im Cooked

What is said after using two swipes with the elbow to break a school Chromebook.

Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!

by nmsderp April 25, 2025

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

im

not

It's an impassable road, no way around it.

by anonymous September 19, 2020

im great

An expression used by Olivia's to convey that they are not okay.

Olivia - "im great."
Zach - "No you're not."

by FadedIdentity September 18, 2017

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022