Dirty Joseph

The act of publically fucking an immobile and stationary object, such as a park bench or tree, with a flaccid penis.

I gave the Maple in the courtyard a proper Dirty Joseph last night, it was awesome.

by Ningnongnuffnuff October 3, 2021

Dirty Steve

The act of defecating onto a man's chest (usually named Mike) as he is performing fellatio.

I gave Mike the dirty Steve last night.
I love to give men the dirty Steve.
Mike will never get enough of my dirty Steve.

by Elidocaindy October 10, 2022

Dirty Ulises

The act of having sex with a mature grandma like lady inside of a trailer park

Omg did you see chris he had a “dirty ulises” with mike’s grandma

by pediballislufe April 20, 2020

Dirty cian

Cian rams his dick up his sister in laws ass and gets his dog to lick it all up at the end, his brother sat in the corner jerking off to it

Damn, did you hear, he pulled off a dirty cian!

by Totallyurban122 September 2, 2021

Dirty Ade

When your gay friend pulls out a double-ender and proceeds to penetrate you with it, then whips it out with a ‘popping’ noise and uses it to smack you round the face.

“I was with this hot redhead last night and things were going great until she surprised me with the Dirty Ade”

by No1Lils March 31, 2020

Dirty Volcano

An act of which requires one person to cut themselves, using the blood for lube as they being to rub themselves off.once they have reached their "peak" they spray everywhere and yelling "VOLCANO"

Damnit, that was a good long dirty volcano.

by bloody falcon April 19, 2010

The Dirty Thing

When you stick your finger in your belly button or another persons belly button and thrust in and out.

"Bro can I just do the dirty thing?"

"Soo this person walked up to me and did the dirty thing..."

by Shnigs August 29, 2017