Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 5, 2019

National Date your crush day

Hey go get a bf or gf just do it today because it’s national ASK OUT CRUSH DAYYY

Boy:I love you

Girl:um okay cool
Boy:ahaha wanna date
Girl: yeah no thanks

Boy:but it’s national date your crush day
Girl:yeah aight

by Joe mama 776 October 15, 2019

ima run a train on your ass

A threat that has sexual implications. Where a group of men gang up on one guy and fuck his ass as a train/tag team. Often resulting in severe bleeding and bruising.

Ima get the bois and ima run a train on your ass.

by Fact man May 9, 2018

National fuck your crush day

National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th

Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what

by 💎 yabpi October 14, 2020

Go slap your crush day

You have to go up to your crush and slap him than tell him how much you love him

“I slapped Aidan” he was shocked go slap your crush day I screamed

by Aha sikes October 22, 2019

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020

I want to eat your pancreas

An anime film that can make you cry in 2 seconda,its very sad and talks about love.dont Watch it in crying rn

X:DID you see i want to eat your pancreas
X:shut the f up please i dont want to cry more

by Lil...s4ra February 9, 2021