cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 November 2, 2008

Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump

Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off

by Benza2023 October 10, 2023

wife bouncing

Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.

"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."

by R.I.P. Candice April 30, 2021

Bumblebee wife

Bumblebee wife is almost like a Big titty goth gf. Just a different style or aesthetic.

dude 1: Man I wish I had a Bumblebee wife.

by Viciousyeti January 18, 2022

jennies_.wife

such an underrated fanpage.

an amazing person, 100/10 should stan.

part of the definition is in the username.

xe is such a legend!

jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.

by returnofthebigtiddiegang January 2, 2021

National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

by admandu October 4, 2021

My wife

Kalynn koury, #1 girl <3

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god

by krystinut March 27, 2022