Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

Staten Island Tech

also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.

I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".

Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?

by iloveirks October 19, 2020

Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 25, 2011

Total Firey Island

The Predecessor For BFDI. The thing that started the object show.
Made in 2008.

Total Firey Island is a lost bfdi comic.

by El Guh, The milk and cereal September 9, 2022

k man islands

A kind of island that's just meh. a place where losers and outcasts go chill at.

You're not cool, you should go live on the k man islands for a while.

by Jim_Raynor May 2, 2017

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

Desert Island Dick

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.

Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.

by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010