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Patrick Besada

the darkest dark horse ever seen on the face of the globe.
HABLA!KUDOS!SENYA! PATRICK BESADA
by DARK HORSE AVOIDER March 2, 2020
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Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes
OMG Is that Patrick
Yeah
by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022
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patrick angel

This guy is unique and special, not only because he exudes sex appeal but he's also very down to earth and has a showcase of different personalities. He's intelligent, he's funny. He can also be very headstrong and aggressive when it comes to his beliefs. He's all about spreading a positive aura to those around him while being the life of the party. He wants everybody happy not just himself. Most importantly he's the friend everybody should have but people fear him because they are intimated. Truth be told, you need to find yourself a friend like him because he is special and once you do. You'll know for yourself
My friend Patrick Angel is effing dope, you need to meet him!
by That creep December 21, 2016
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Patrick

I love going full Adriana Chechik on Patrick
by Bae____ September 30, 2023
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Patrick

Probably has big ears but his clean 300zx makes up for it. Most likely wears crocs to distract you from his third leg. Overall great guy and you should probably slide into his dms.
That guy Patrick is mad thicc!
by Nissvn November 23, 2021
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St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.
by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025
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Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do somthing so insanely embaressing that, you wish you were never born
yoooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd lol its lit
by Saskiajolie December 17, 2019
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