The International Baccalaureate, or the IB, was perceived to be a student's method of self-torturing, with countless nights of insomnia, coffee, and the EE and TOK, lurking during Year 1 and Year 2.
However, lies behind these monsters were angels in disguise, sent from the Heaven to help all students prepare for what's to come in the future. For "students" who think the IB was a waste of time, they probably either have bad teachers or they don't study hard enough. Either way, the IB was supposed to be hellish, because college is more stressful and unforgiving. For those who are still doing the IB, I pray them good luck in their journey deep down the IB. Most students see IB as hellish, but a minority see it as the best way to arm oneself for preparing life, while the rest will spend their days rotting over any dead-end jobs, while regretting that they should have taken the IB more seriously.
However, lies behind these monsters were angels in disguise, sent from the Heaven to help all students prepare for what's to come in the future. For "students" who think the IB was a waste of time, they probably either have bad teachers or they don't study hard enough. Either way, the IB was supposed to be hellish, because college is more stressful and unforgiving. For those who are still doing the IB, I pray them good luck in their journey deep down the IB. Most students see IB as hellish, but a minority see it as the best way to arm oneself for preparing life, while the rest will spend their days rotting over any dead-end jobs, while regretting that they should have taken the IB more seriously.
Student 1: Ughhh, the International Baccalaureate sucks and I'd rather drink boiling water than doing it again
Student 2: You're not studying the IB hard enough, mate. So weak.
Student 2: You're not studying the IB hard enough, mate. So weak.
by thatVietDude April 7, 2023
Get the International Baccalaureatemug. The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
by CrissyIo June 26, 2024
Get the International Leila Z Day (June 26th)mug. What this usually means is this phrase would be used for pranking, it usually comes from a red gay block. he would most likely prank some other inanimate object like uh a flame or a bubble.
by erazer_bfdi January 4, 2024
Get the Blocky's funny doings internationalmug. Following on from the misadventures of 2022, International Peringa Day - or PerinGala as it's colloquially known - is a day of remembrance for soft tissue damage, unexpected nudity, questionable choices and Dominos pizza delivery drivers.
Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.
Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.
Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.
Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.
by The Directors Unicorn December 25, 2023
Get the International Peringa Daymug. A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.
by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019
Get the internal showermug. The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018
Get the International Rulesmug. I'm finna crip walk for that girls coochie, since its October 7th, International Crip Walk For Coochie Day.
by Crip Walk For Coochie Master October 7, 2019
Get the International Crip Walk For Coochie Daymug.