Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody

When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.

Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

Fresh gleaming out of the shower

How clean you want the asshole your gonna eat to be.

“Yo man how you gonna eat her ass ?
You get that shit fresh gleaming out of the shower clean first”

by Capt_Quint May 3, 2022

Stay fresh cheese bags

Probably the best way to say your farewells. This saying was first tweeted by Rich Neville on Twitter.

A: Ah hecc I gtg man
B: Ah ok
A: Alas, stay fresh cheese bags
B: Mmmmm will do

by NikNakZak April 1, 2019

Funky Fresh Koolaid Style

Meaning something beyond the words of "cool", "rad", awesome", ect. Spectacular in it's own league.

Taken from the older Koolaid commercials where the pitcher of Koolaid would say "Ohh yeah!" and the kids watching would respond with "That's so funky fresh!" resulting in Funky Fresh Koolaid Style.

Girl: "Did you see him do that trick on his skateboard??"
Guy: "It was funky fresh Koolaid style!"

by Xx<3xX March 30, 2009

Fresh Out The Womb

Prudeish
A Virgin
Someone With 'Virgin Ears'

Guy 1: Look At That Fine Girl
Guy 2: I Know Dude I'd Like To Tap That Thing All Night
Guy 3: Guys Can Yall Not Talk Like That When Come Around.
Guy 1: Oh Sorry
Guy 2: Yeah My Bad I Didn't See You There Mr.Fresh Out The Womb

by FlubaShawty1 March 27, 2008

Stay Fresh Cheese Bags

A phrase used when exiting a room to express your hope for goodwill to all those in said room

P1: see you later man
P2: yeah man bye
P3: stay fresh cheese bags

by Mooshwanez October 30, 2021