The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.
One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.
One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.
by DFCW July 3, 2023
Get the Dumb numb gumsmug. To take a massive diarrhea shit causing your feet rise up off the ground and cause uncontrollable high pitched moaning and groaning. Just like Harry in the movie "Dumb and Dumber."
by totodrake September 30, 2009
Get the Pulled a Dumb and Dumbermug. by olipoly April 8, 2020
Get the dumb bing lingmug. a slum dumb who tries to live the life of someone wealthy and cannot pay for it, but insists they can
He paid for everything last night, but when I called his cell today it was shut off so I know he is just a slum dumb millionaire.
by TerriC May 29, 2011
Get the slum dumb millionairemug. Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.
Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.
Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
by needlenoots September 19, 2009
Get the dumb as Charlie Sheenmug. by Greene Blob August 16, 2006
Get the dumb-asstardedmug. 