California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family

Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019

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Purple clit

When a woman is sexually aroused for an extended period of time but not brought to orgasm

“I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”

“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”

by MikeWaz0wski June 6, 2023

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Clit Cloud

An aura enveloping a woman’s clitoris when satisfactorily aroused. Symptoms include but are not limited to small pink and blue clouds covered in sprinkles surrounding a blissfully swollen clitoris.

Becky: Javier had me so horny I could see my clit clouds

by PrincessSprinkle777 January 6, 2024

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clit biscuit

breakfast snack

Have vagina for breakfast with clit biscuits

by Scimitar May 25, 2022

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clit thrasher

one who performs unmentionable things to the clit to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Damn Keith i couldnt even get at that bitch after you. Quit fuckin up all the downstairs of all the homie hoppers, none of them look the same after they get with you. Quit bein such a clit thrasher.

by Dat White Bitch June 10, 2016

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