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Candace

Candace is beautiful girl. She brightens everyone's day by just existing. When Candace is in a good mood, everyone is in a good mood. Candace is funny and cheerful and loves to make others laugh.
Candace made me laugh the other day!
Candace made my day better!
by Shawtybae240 September 26, 2021
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CHANDALIEA

Beautiful, intelligent, direct, fierce. Loyal, fearless, quick tempered.
CHANDALIEA IS FEARLESS WHEN IT COMES TO HER KIDS.
by 18 13 October 18, 2021
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From Canada to Brazil

refers to legth from a girls ankle to the hip in which they have to shave.

Also a synonym for "from head to toe".
Girl 1: You're going to the pool party tomorrow, right?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I have to shave from Canada to Brazil later.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you just see that hot guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, I checked him out from Canada to Brazil.
by SillyCourt July 28, 2009
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Canada

a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world
Bob: Have u heard of canada?
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
by sweaty_scrotum August 27, 2008
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Canada

Just wanted to clear something up, Baseball is NOT and I say NOT Canadian. Canada is the largest piece of fecal matter ever recorded in history to have stayed in one spot for such a long time without deterioration. However, there have been larvae laid on this large piece of fecal matter known as Canadians by some form of insect. These Canadians, as human-like as they look, are in fact incapable of the smallest of tasks, they are unable of doing even menial labor. They have trouble inventing things, they have trouble even using any brain power(or lack there of) to accomplish tasks. One theory I thought of, is the legalized drugs over there, have most likely did some long term damage on the functionality of the Canadian brain and thus we normal people in the rest of the world must feel sorry for them. We rest of the world should send our condolences for their mental retardation. I digress a little bit, but the main thing I am trying to stress is that Canada was created by a giant mythical beast a long time ago took a dump in that spot and the feces hardened and turned into Canada.
Normal Person 1: I am going to take a plane to Canada and see it.
Normal Person 2: Why? Canada is a cold and worthless country. Waste of time and money I say.
Normal Person 1: How worthless?
Canadian: You fucking Americans are all fat and worthless and good for nothing with your McDonalds, eh. French and British are worthless too, eh(starts to open a beer, brewed in Wisconsin or some other state ironically, then starts to chug it down like it was nothing).
Normal Person 2: Case in point.
by Daver91 November 25, 2011
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Canada's History

A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.
Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history
by thejross February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

When you're going down on your girlfriend while simultaneously eating poutine.
My girlfriend was mad cause I gave her some Canada's History last night; she spent most of the night washing cheese curds out of her beaver.
by ColbertFanDC February 4, 2010
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