Code Name: Tyler Simpson aka. T-Simp
True Name: Unknown
Tylerous Simpsonous is a timid yet awesome creacher and is, as of now, of mythical status. He is said to be immune to fire, as well as, but not lemited too, water, wind, earth, all froms of missiles, Death(Though this is mere sepculation,it is said you can kill a(n) T/S, by turning it gay(It will imedeatly fall to the floor dead.), The Jedi mind trick, and strangers with candy. All magic cast upon said T/S is reduced by 75%. Its skin is of the Holy property as it fully nullifys all dark magic. All Physical atacks reduced by 25%.
Like the unicorn, If the blood of a T/S is consumed, you will become immortal and have all Powers/Weakness of said T/S (See above). Also If the T/S looks upon you with favor and as long as you are withn 150 meters, you will have better luck.
Tylerous Simpsonous is also said to have an ability to see and copy anything he wants too. Past sighting examples include:
-Red Ranger
-Darth Vader
-Army Man
-William Wallace
-Mr. Clark
-Ch.4 News Anchorman
-The Gorton's Fisherman
-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Spartan #117
-Kyleous Klosous
Tylerous Simpsonous has been known too ally with Kyleous Klosous, Who is at Near-Mythical status due too many sightings. When the two ally together, the government soon sends in ninjas too elemanate them, useaualy to no avail. They are, Together, said to be unstopabul.
Tylerous Simpsonous oftin tend too mate with the Andrea Lindburgous,
Cause shes awesome.
True Name: Unknown
Tylerous Simpsonous is a timid yet awesome creacher and is, as of now, of mythical status. He is said to be immune to fire, as well as, but not lemited too, water, wind, earth, all froms of missiles, Death(Though this is mere sepculation,it is said you can kill a(n) T/S, by turning it gay(It will imedeatly fall to the floor dead.), The Jedi mind trick, and strangers with candy. All magic cast upon said T/S is reduced by 75%. Its skin is of the Holy property as it fully nullifys all dark magic. All Physical atacks reduced by 25%.
Like the unicorn, If the blood of a T/S is consumed, you will become immortal and have all Powers/Weakness of said T/S (See above). Also If the T/S looks upon you with favor and as long as you are withn 150 meters, you will have better luck.
Tylerous Simpsonous is also said to have an ability to see and copy anything he wants too. Past sighting examples include:
-Red Ranger
-Darth Vader
-Army Man
-William Wallace
-Mr. Clark
-Ch.4 News Anchorman
-The Gorton's Fisherman
-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Spartan #117
-Kyleous Klosous
Tylerous Simpsonous has been known too ally with Kyleous Klosous, Who is at Near-Mythical status due too many sightings. When the two ally together, the government soon sends in ninjas too elemanate them, useaualy to no avail. They are, Together, said to be unstopabul.
Tylerous Simpsonous oftin tend too mate with the Andrea Lindburgous,
Cause shes awesome.
by Tyler Simpson January 5, 2009
Get the Tylerous Simpsonousmug. when a large group of crazy middle schoolers band together and beat the shit out of a freshman that claims to be a black belt in 3 disaplanes (tyler is a fag and spells dicipline wrong) and has supposedly taken seniors with knifes (the plastic kind you buy at the 99 cent store) and has scars (from losing to them and magically finding his way to the hospital) to prove it.
by Da EEE (Evan, Evan, and Eric) March 10, 2005
Get the The Tyler Treatmentmug. When a naked drunken person sits on a platter of chicken and it rides up their ass crack.
see also: ass chicken
see also: ass chicken
by Moneylove January 4, 2008
Get the Dirty Tylermug. by Tyler vinglas July 14, 2018
Get the Tyler vinglasmug. by cockhorse April 12, 2011
Get the Tyler Mcleanmug. Tyler wilson is cute asf he has a huge dick its like 13 inches. Cuz he is fine asf he get mad bitches and. Gurls be fallin for him. And his bro eric be gettin mad bitches. Eric tucker be gettin bitches on bitches. But tyler will always be better than eric no matter what and if you find a eric that is better than tyler kill eric. And nobody can resist tyler. Any body will die for him. And he look like a monkey
by the realist dark skin out here July 9, 2018
Get the Tyler wilsonmug. He’s usually a handsome guy with gorgeous eyes he can definitely win all the girls with those and brunette hair he’s usually very very good looking and cute, he’s got a great sense of humour and probably has the best athletic ability out of all your friends. He loves his sex!! He may look innocent but is very dirty minded. He overthinks a lot so he’ll probably think of 6million different negative outcomes.
He keeps up with the news and recent social media, usually has allll the social media’s and he loooveeeesssss music sooo much literally!
Don’t break his trust he’ll never forgive you, he’ll usually get rejected but he gets over it quickly but will still hangout with the girl/boy and he’ll usually fall for a Ella, Sarah, Keira, Ava, Isabelle, Andreya, Bella Or Georgia
If you ever meet a Tyler definitely date him or try to be his friend he’ll be the best person you’ll ever meet!
He keeps up with the news and recent social media, usually has allll the social media’s and he loooveeeesssss music sooo much literally!
Don’t break his trust he’ll never forgive you, he’ll usually get rejected but he gets over it quickly but will still hangout with the girl/boy and he’ll usually fall for a Ella, Sarah, Keira, Ava, Isabelle, Andreya, Bella Or Georgia
If you ever meet a Tyler definitely date him or try to be his friend he’ll be the best person you’ll ever meet!
“Is that Tyler?!”
“Yeah I think so”
“He’s so hot and nice he’s the definition of a perfect boyfriend”
“Ikr”
“Yeah I think so”
“He’s so hot and nice he’s the definition of a perfect boyfriend”
“Ikr”
by PsycoNations October 23, 2018
Get the Tylermug.