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Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
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GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPING

German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010
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windowlickish

Language of a window licker,

When you cannot understand what somone is saying even if they speak in you own language.
Victor can you understand what timebomb is saying.
No he's speaking windowlickish.
by wakp December 28, 2007
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window shopped

When you use your sniper to head shot a player through a window in call of duty team death match.
Bam! lilman0098937394bpistol you just got window shopped.
by zebrabutzzz June 21, 2010
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Window Buckin'

Staring someone down from inside a window with the intention of instigating a verbal or physical fight.

ie. Mean muggin from inside your house/apt.
Man ya'll shoulda seen this hoe window buckin' me from her second story project! That hoe was trippin!
by paldrummer July 4, 2011
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Windowned

What happens when, after returning to your computer from a break, you look at the screen (which is filled with a variety of different, open, working windows). And you know you were working on something, that these windows are all somehow linked to that project, but you cannot, for the life of you, remember what you were working on.
I had to pee, and then Doug texted me, and it's been 30 minutes. I'm totally windowned.

I think I'm getting old--even 5 minutes away from my computer and I'm windowned.
by simulatethis July 8, 2012
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windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
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