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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
by Chane Chane August 27, 2023
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Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.
When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.
by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021
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Trophy wife

Refers to the boyfriend of NFL Quarterback Josh Allen
WAG 1: Damn, the Trophy Wife is back in buffalo
WAG 2: Who Hailee?
WAG 1: Yes of course, who else is a trophy wife?
WAG 2: Hailee never left buffalo, she's been her for 12 months.

WAG 1 & 2 Rejoice Together: She's one of, one of us! ooooh JINX!
by xanik January 16, 2024
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Bumblebee wife

Bumblebee wife is almost like a Big titty goth gf. Just a different style or aesthetic.
dude 1: Man I wish I had a Bumblebee wife.
by Viciousyeti January 18, 2022
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jennies_.wife

such an underrated fanpage.

an amazing person, 100/10 should stan.

part of the definition is in the username.
xe is such a legend!

jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.
by returnofthebigtiddiegang January 2, 2021
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Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump
Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off
by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
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cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.
jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore
by greenday0398 November 2, 2008
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