A minor actress who was so obsessed with Tom Cruise since she was a teen. She had a poster of him on her wall. She because an actress and starred in dreck like 'Dawson's' and some forgettable flicks. She met Tom Cruise during the Aughts and every time you watched the tube or surfed the net, you'd see pics of them smooching under a table, on a floor, against a wall, everywhere. He was 43, she was 26 and a virgin (supposedly). Converting to Tom's Scientology cult, they held a shotgun wedding that her Catholic parents didn't even bother attending. After giving birth to daughter Suri and Tom eating her placenta, they later divorced. Now she dates/chases other movie stars so she is one of the most notorious STARFUCKERS around today. She sold her soul for this. A total sellout.
1. Katie Holmes was a cute young lady when she chased Tom Cruise/Cruz. now as a starfuck single mom, she's looking tired and isn't getting too much Hollyweird work lately. But she got that Big Fat Money and child support. Yeah yeah yeah.
2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
Get the Katie Holmesmug. An extremely unattractive human spotty forehead with no clothes on. Masquerading as a slut showing off her extremely small breasts.
Something no-one wants to see.
Also an ancient torture deemed too horrible to ever use again.
Ew.
Something no-one wants to see.
Also an ancient torture deemed too horrible to ever use again.
Ew.
by What am I like? March 26, 2008
Get the Katie nakedmug. Katy perry is a singer/song writter who got fam off of her single "I kissed a girl". Alot of people think that she has no talent because of her popy and simple lyrics but the truth is that she makes songs that are just fun to sing and get stuck in your head( even if they are stupid ). Must people only comment on two songs of hers (i kissed a girl & Your so gay) But she as many others including Hot and Cold witch is a great song. In My apinion she is a musical genius.
by Jay-girl August 22, 2009
Get the katy perrymug. A small plot of land consisting of land owner, with a mild case of retardation and sickle cell anemia
by topher piner January 31, 2008
Get the Katie's Playgroundmug. A girl who loves it and loves people that names begin with ‘T’.A girl that can be an alcoholic,although she is working on her problems.She can be a smelly bitch sometimes but it’s easily fixed,Tierna just tells her to go get a wash and to stop picking n scratching her hole as much.She has brown hair n brown eyes,which are the same colour as her shite.She has shite stuck in her finger nails which she scrapes out with her teeth.She is a junkie bastard at sits outside the off-liecence looking a run in with a feg in her hand.
by Upthehoods January 1, 2020
Get the Katie rosemug. an extremely beautiful American indie singer. Her music is for the most part, but her videos are worth watching...
Katy Perry is basically the most beautiful singer I have ever seen.
Katy Perry could turn me into a lesbian.
Katy Perry could turn me into a lesbian.
by ilyalibi May 12, 2010
Get the Katy Perrymug. Sexy peice of ass in MS
by blackbelt2005 August 4, 2009
Get the katie drexlermug.