Tech Leapfrog

The act of ignoring a technology fad because you feel it will be short-lived and not worth the trouble to learn.

I’m going to tech leapfrog over Twitter. People mocked me because I never learned how to program a VCR and now who looks like a genius?

by orilla-izquierda September 18, 2013

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025

Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

by Quantum energy August 27, 2025

High Tech Middle North County

A shitty school in San Marcos, Full of lesbians, Tik Tok thots, and wannabe Latinos. Half of the school is white or half, Full of white supremacist wannabes, thotty gals, and shitty mental health help. Now if you want to go there get ready to learn 2 things. Jack and Shit, the curriculum changes a lot, projects are always in groups, and You sacrifice your mental health in exchange for a grade. No one learns shit in that school, Oh yea Escondido schools don't really like this place for a reason.

person 1: I went to High Tech Middle North County
person 2: so that's why you came back
person 1: grades dropped harder than my will to live..

by PK71 June 26, 2022

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you where a Nike tech all day.

wow the boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday.

by kha billzz January 25, 2022