Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors

"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."

by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024

retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

fanum tax

The “Fanum tax” created by content creator fanum is where one person has the ability to take a certain amount of food from another person without question. so basically stealing food

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax

by loempialikker October 25, 2023

Tariff tax

You pay precious $5 everyday you want to live

Dangggg, did you pay your tariff tax today to precious?

by Pumpkin eater July 14, 2025

Tipping on Tax

Giving to more than expected or getting more than recipient deserves.

She was so cute I didn't mind "tipping on tax " when I paid her for her cab ride home alone.

To hook up.

by Larlucks June 30, 2016

Fanum Tax

To steal from someone, their food, or their belongings. Fanum created the meme known as the "Fanum Tax"

Johnny: I just fanum taxed you!
Joe: Why'd you take my food bro!?

by skibidisbkidihawktuahawk December 6, 2024