JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023
Get the John the soft swordmug. When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
Get the Soft Punchmug. Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.
Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.
by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011
Get the Soft Taco Suprememug. A person that is absolutely and unconditionally enamoured and whipped for another. A.k.a. mushy, sappy, etc.
Person 1: Lmao you’re so soft for Derek
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
by DelissaStan March 11, 2020
Get the Softmug. 1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019
Get the Soft Cockmug. by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
Get the Soft Serve Suprememug. When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
Get the Soft Woodmug.