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The Jman Slap 

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.
- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.
The Jman Slap by Jman5670 June 24, 2011

Kansas Bitch Slap 

Twirl like a Tornado and strike another person with a hard backhand or closest piece of debri.
Jill shanked my shorts at the lake and I had to give her a Kansas Bitch Slap!!

havin a slap 

A run on the local pub pokies
See ya in a minute boys I'm havin a slap
havin a slap by Cornbread28 November 11, 2017

I will slap you bitch 

bitch don't touch me you will be harmed. Basically meaning get THE FUCK AWAY especially good friends because they will slap you the hardest. Like my friend Jordan for example, she wont stop slapping me so i say I will slap you bitch!!!!
So this word means if you see that girl/s that said that get the fuck away emideitly if you barely know the person!!!! so in cases like a friend you say If you touch me I will fucking slap you bitch!!!!!i will slap you bitch!!!!

Running fuck slap 

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.
My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap
Running fuck slap by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

Double Jump Slap 

Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.

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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".
Double Jump Slap by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019