speed trudge

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder

1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!

by facespacer July 29, 2008

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 17, 2021

Speed Stick

When he cums quick

Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.

by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 22, 2014

Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

by WatsonN April 27, 2013

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

by C.Gilfoyle July 03, 2024

Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012