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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
by medic1234 August 13, 2022
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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
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