chest puppie

your dog when they jump on your cheast
my dog is a major chest puppie
by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021
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Puppy Slut

A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.
I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.
by Vivortnite March 23, 2021
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Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.
"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."
by TrulySwag August 30, 2011
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler March 23, 2011
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The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 06, 2023
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paypal puppy

A PayPal puppy is a discord kitten/paid piggy in Denali.

A PayPal Puppy is a discord kitten that you cant skip the tip.
brett said he was a kitten, but he was actually a paypal puppy
by PastorJames March 02, 2024
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Skin that puppy

To devour something in a fast pace and to be completely empty.
Joaquin, you skinned that puppy! (He ate a loaded baked potato and left only the skin) skin that puppy
by Joaquinmykitty July 13, 2024
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