english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.

someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.

by oooowoooo March 23, 2019

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

english assignment

the stupid thing that I have to do by monday or im cooked

Agathe: Liam we have to work on our english assignment

Liam: we'll just do it all tomorrow lol

Agathe: its was literally due 3 months ago

Liam: Hmm

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

english

A language that makes no sense what so ever

English is weird

by cow dood May 28, 2019

English Rose

Deflowering an English Rose or maiden during menstruation

Deflowering an English Rose or maiden during menstruation

by Big Willie Wallace February 16, 2020

English Convict

Peoples of Caucasian descent originally from England, sent to exile to serve their sentences within the Asia Pacific region, the lowest form of life-form within a cast system

In Australia and New Zealand, there is a plethora of English Convicts residing amongst established dwellings and high-rise buildings.

by Convict hunter November 9, 2017