eat crap munch scat

Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do

by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021

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Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

by ApeShitKing February 01, 2015

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A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

by Fred The Camel January 21, 2016

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A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.

My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.

by crow friend May 31, 2024

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My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

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When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.

I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.

by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016

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when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

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