Damn Crackers

The funniest internet enterprise to date. Comprised mainly of rude humor only fit for those with a sense of comedy above and beyond "America's Funniest Videos". From My Space Whore of the Week to their weekly radio show, Damn Crackers have it all.

Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?

I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.

by Linoleum May 27, 2008

cracker ass

When a person is dumb or also a loser sometimes can be used as a stupid white person that uses crack because they have nothing better to do!

Man i swear sometimes you can be such a crackerass.

by evelyn December 28, 2004

cracker jack

A crazy, silly, or nutty person

That guy is such a cracker jack!!!

by 1Anon. April 26, 2006

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

cracker shower

While one is eating crackers, they are suddenly attacked by a coughing fit that utimately leads to a cracker shower exploding from their mouth.

Guy 1: *cough* *cough*
Guy 2: DUDE, turn your head the other way before you give me a cracker shower!!

by cmasterson August 4, 2009

Cracker Craving

adv. To really desire a caucasian person. see also Cracka cravin. Opp. of Jungle Fever.

I don't understand why Kobe Bryant slept with that white girl. He musta had a cracker craving.

by pepwave1 May 10, 2011

cracker light

A light from a police car or police helicopter that is used at night.

"I got up outta there when I saw that cracker light"

by Mike Perrone June 9, 2007