committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015

common hopper

The common fart but with a little bit more umph and pop. A nice round sound from the anus

Oh wow man! Did you hear that common hopper i just ripped?! It's gonna be a stanker

by McGaynus McGraysiffer October 15, 2015

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

commona

A word added after the person whom your speaking to's name indicating or asking for a sexual relationship or name

Hey what's up Jeff Commona

by Cubanoven February 1, 2016

common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

by myhumpmyhumpmuhump March 31, 2017