brian

the best, you will often see him hanging out with introverts. he's never sexist, and will know if something is wrong. never let him go.

'imagine being friends with a brian, i wish it were me.'

by lixiesfreckles March 13, 2021

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell

Brian? Ew nobody likes Brian

by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021

Brian

This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big

Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot

by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021

Brian May

A poodle and human mix that was given a special ability to play guitar well, he is Queen's guitarist and has written many hit songs such as We will rock you.

Person 1: What's your opinion about Brian May?

Person 2: He sucks, even I can play better than him

Person 1: So you have chosen death.

by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 21, 2021

Brian

A kind of athelete who will work out with heavy weights and consume large amounts of protein and steorids. Attempts to acheive a muscular and well-defined body.

Brian uses testosteron every day

by Samuel420 May 26, 2021

Brian Curry

Athlete with autism

Look at that Brian curry. So inspirational!

by Nmsgang May 26, 2021