spoil me

A statement usually used by findoms or pretty baddies to ask for more money or gifts from their simp, eventually they always get what they want bcuz they deserve it

Her: spoil me brat ! Give me da 💸🤑
Simp: * gives her what she wants *

by payhermore March 9, 2024

Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

give me your game card

Used to basically ask how something was done, a form of saying teach me

*girl gets a promise ring and flowers from her boyfriend* “I got flowers from my boyfriend today!” “give me your game card”

by 222interludes January 20, 2024

I want ME to live

Oh no that's not why I'm cheering on his death. It's not political.

Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

into me for

To be into someone for (an amount) means that you owe them a certain amount of money or goods. It’s often used in casual or street-level conversations, especially when talking about informal loans, tabs, or favors.

Ernie: Bump me a deck.
Red: Get the fuck out of my face, will you, man? You're into me for five packs already.

by Yaju senpai May 6, 2025

give me the money

its totally for charity

give me the money now

No?

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by Truly a free man from prison March 22, 2021